Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand... I have had Sex since I was nine years old."He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding.He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church.

I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me.

When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex.

He said that every room in the motel is a place for Sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest.But before the competition began, the dog ran away.Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around.I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her.A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning.I said, "I'm looking for Sex." - My case comes up next Thursday.Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever foresaw.

Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said,

"Look mister, you should understand that Sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
Copied from Siewyu's blog , (: I find it so funny ! What about you ? :D

GAHHHHS , i was about to cover my hp's camera budden carine just shooooooot me la !
Cant blame me , i'm sloww T.T Taken on 2nd Archery course laa :DD


CARINE OH ! You you you .. T.T GAHHHS , just cannot get a proper shot of her nah ~


2nd day of the hosting program , Dan Ru & I bring our guest to the CRESENT PARK !
It was already 10.30pm when we're there laa . Dan Ru wanted to see those handsomes play bball .
Budden , they left ! HAHAHAHA :DDDD we're scared la . Saw lots of cats ~
The ghost month siaaa !Than the 2 china girls were talking about ghost storyyy ~
Dan Ru & I ran home laa ~ We saw cats here & there lor !

From the left , WUYANG , DANRU , & FORGOTTEN THE NAME xDD


CLIMB PEOPLE ,CLIMB CLIMB :DD


MOVE MOVE MOVE :DD

Well , Im happy that they had fun la :DD They've went to night safari , night market & the park
GAHHHHHS , I'm still thinking of the storyyy ~ SHIVERRRRS

Exchanging of school flags :D


Evelyn & I , Arfiq & pang pang !
PANG PANG IS CUTE LAA . That time when we were at the night market ,
He ate the most number of chicken wingggggg ~ omgg !
He kept making us laugh . VERY FUNNNNY LAA :DDDDDDD
GAHHHS , i didnt go out with them today . & I didnt go marina bay to watch fireworks ! I ROT AT HOME SIAAAAA~ YEAH YEAH YEAH :DD
Evelyn's wearing my specs ! & .. i pin my hair up !

Tmr , gonna watch DARKNIGHT with NCL ! Wooooooots :DDDDDDD !